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The Fuckin' Store

Welcome to our fuckin' store. This is where we sell our shit.


Everything ships for $5 if you're in the lower 48!

If you're not, that sucks.  Because of the shipping costs. Not because we hate your country.

For ROW customers, we're working on streamlining international shipping so you don't pay a bullshit arm and a leg for shipping. Keep an eye out for updates!