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Wank Oil Shirt

$ 25.00

We present to you the EXCLUSIVE! ONE OF A KIND! LIMITED EDITION! Wank Oil T-Shirt!

This fabulous t-shirt is made of some sort of super soft and comfy brown fabric that fits all nice and stuff. And it has the titular bottle of Uncle Morty's Wank Oil front and center!

Do you want people to look at you and think, "Who the fuck is Uncle Morty?"

Do you want to advertise a fanciful, fictitious, farcical brand of masturbation lubricant?

Do you want your family, friends, neighbors, and coworkers to feel a vague sense of discomfort when they see Uncle Morty casually eying your right nipple?

Then this is the shirt for you!

This shirt will make you look fantastic no matter where you wear it whether you are dying in the cold vacuum of space, getting sunburned on the beach, trapped in an inhospitable desert, or walking across a scenic bridge!

The Uncle Morty's Wank Oil shirt is a limited edition item that will not be produced again (unless there's wickedly high demand. I mean, I don't mind making money).

Once existing stock is sold, that's it! So buy it now. NOW! NOW DAMMIT!

If we don't have your size in stock, you can always try to stretch out a smaller size, or perhaps use a larger size as a sleep garment or maybe a pillow case.



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